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Do You Have Political Dementia?

Sep 8th, 2008 · Having trouble deciding who's the most experienced candidate for public office? Our resident humorist suggests you might be one of the millions of Americans suffering from PD: political dementia. He breaks down the warning signs and he notes that unlike almost every other malady, medical science has yet to come up with a treatment.

Keywords: officer · politics · Americans · public · residents · science · candidate · medical · humorist · dementia · P.D · malady

'Morgellons Disease' Is Creepy. But Is It Real?

Jan 24th, 2008 · Some say Morgellons disease is just a delusion, while others claim it's a real physical malady. Symptoms of the disease include itching sensations, colored fibers under the skin and skin lesions.

Keywords: disease · delusion · Symptoms · malady · fiber · creepy · Morgellons · lesions

Disease Hits Bees, and Vital Crops Suffer ****

Feb 13th, 2007 · Commercially important bees in the U.S. are being ravaged by an unfamiliar new disease. It's raising fears that certain crops will go unpollinated this year. Beekeepers in 22 states have lost up to 80 colonies to the fast-spreading malady that experts are calling "colony collapse syndrome."

Keywords: disease · colon · Syndrome · ravaged · Colony · bees · malady · beekeeping · collapse · unfamiliar · unpollinated

The Mysteries of Senioritis

Apr 27th, 2005 · It's a malady that grips high schools across the country this time of year: senioritis. We talk about the perennial epidemic of angst and lethargy that afflicts many high school seniors as graduation approaches.

Keywords: senior · country · schools · epidemic · graduate · mysteries · angst · malady · lethargy · grips